Reactiones Muchos…

“JANINA SAN MIGUEL”

Janina who? Siya po ung nanalong 2008 Bb. Pilipinas World. Honestly, hindi ko po napanood ung coronation night. But with youtube nowadays, how could you miss every single detail about the much-talked about “hilarious” Q&A portion. Watch ninyo na lang:

 “They was the one…” They and was? Verb tense and subject and verb agreement, anyone?

“My pamily was…eto…wait…” Pamily? Ano yun?

“This was really my perst pageant ever…” Errr… “That was” ba dapat o “this is”? Saka ano ung perst?

“I came from one of the tof ten…” I have no idea what she’s talking about here? Peki-enlighten naman ako…

“important persons” Hmmm, lemme see, siguro nga marami silang importante sa kaniya kaya “persons”.

Kaya kinabukasan nagulat ako dahil nagising ako sa interview kay Ruffa Gutierrez sa TV Patrol regarding her reaction. Eh, graveyard shift ako, kahit hindi pa oras ng gising ko, na-curious ako.

Ang reaction ko naman ay ito:

I’ve nothing against her. I would never say na Melanie Marquez Jr siya, Melanie Marquez kasi, bali-baligtarin man natin ang mundo, Miss International yan. In fairness kay Ruffa, I think kahit medyo ni-lait niya nang “konti” e may kabig sa dulo. “Mag-training siya, speech lesson, etc..” At least hindi lang nanlait, nagbigay ng advice. Meaning, gusto niyang tumulong. Para sa akin, wag ipilit kung hindi kaya. Mas naging kahiya-hiya lang ang dating sakin nung nangyari kasi, one, Mass Comm stud daw si Janina di ba? Pangalawa, totoo, marami ngang hindi naman super fluent sa English na sumali way before Janina, but I guess, this is, so far, the worst (pardone, Janina!). Pangatlo, mukhang mas inaral niya ang pag-project — sa pagrampa, sa pagngiti, sa pagpapa-charming, lalong lalo na sa pag-iyak! Mukhang nakaligtaang i-polish ang communication skills niya. Pero tingin ko wala siyang kasalanan kung naging katawa-tawa siya kasi that’s her. Eh, yun siya kaya kailangang tanggapin natin siya as “siya”. Anyway, hindi naman siya judge nung gabing ‘yun di ba?! So for me, meron pang higit na mas katawa-tawa kaysa sa kaniya because the crown was given to her amidst all consternations…

Seven months to go pa naman before the Ms World pagent kaya I think, kakayanin ni Janina yan! Ang dami na ngang call center at speech learning centers sa bansa, kung ako sa kaniya, try ko mag-enrol. Who knows, siya ang maging kauna-unahang Miss World from the Philippines di ba. Pero kung sakaling before October eh hindi mahasa si Janina, magdala na lang talaga siya ng interpreter. Huwag nang ipilit kung hindi talaga kaya. Mano namang mag-Tagalog siya sa pagent?! Eh bakit nga ang mga Latinas, ung mga favorites like Ms Mexico, Venezuela, Puerto Rico, Brazil, etc… kahit puro “porque” lang ang naintindihan ko sa sagot e nagpapanalo naman sa mga beauty pageants!

MAGPAKATOTOO KA NA LANG SISTER!!!!

———————————————————————————————

“RUFFA VS LANI : ANABELLE RAMA VS LOLIT SOLIS”

Aware ba ang lahat dito? Hehehe. basta si Anabelle Rama, feel na feel kong panoorin, hehehe! Entertainment at it’s finest, to the fullest, to the max!!!

Sabi ni Ruffa :
“My pouty perfect lips…”
“Naku naman that was 25 years ago..let’s all move on!”
“I’m such a big damulag, how can you not see me?”
“Lani, can you please text me…”


Famous lines ni Anabelle Rama :
“Malaki daw ang b&$%# ni Bong!”
“Yang ang napapala ni Ruffa sa pakikipagplastikan!”
“Tama na Dong, kumain ka na Mario..”

Comment ko : NO COMMENT! Tatawa na lang ako nang tatawa!

Advertisements

Kuwentong Dyipni

Papasok na ako ng office kagabi. Mga 9:45 Pm na yon. Sumakay ako ng jeep papuntang Cubao. Tapos noong nasa bandang IPI na ‘yong jeep at papaliko ng E Rod Ave, may sumakay na babae. She was a bit crippled and was holding a rod. Sabi niya pa pagka-akyat niya sa jeep sa mag-inang nakaupo sa katapat kong dulo,  “Pausod nga!” in a very rude way. Nakaupo ako sa dulo, umupo siya sa tapat ko.

 Habang umaandar ang jeep at nasa bandang Green Meadows na kami, bulong siya nang bulong. Hindi ko naman maintindihan ang sinasabi niya and ano nga bang paki ko kung may sinasabi nga siya. Tapos bigla kong kinusot ang mga mata ko, kasi nga feeling ko may factory ako ng muta sa mata dahil sobra akong mutain. Aba sukat ba namang mag-litanya ang weird na babae:

“Akala mo kung sinong maganda. Kung makapintas ng dungis ng iba, sobra! Eh hindi ka naman kagandahan. Hindi nga ako nagagandahan sa iyo, e. Ang kapal ng mukha. Bago ka nga mamansin ng dungis ng iba, tumingin ka muna sa salamin at linisin ang sarili mong dungis. Akala ko kung sinong maganda to. Hindi ka naman kagandahan. Hindi nga ako nagagandahan sa iyo! Ang kapal! ”

 Deadma talaga ako throughout kahit ang sama sama na ng tingin niya sa akin, Malay ko ba, ngi hindi ko nga siya tinitingnan. The nerve!

Tapos bandang Monark, pumara siya at bumaba. Hindi man lang nagbayad ng fare. Akala ko nga papaluin ako ng rod. Hello?! Inano ko kaya siya, ngi hindi ko nga siya tinitingnan. Gusto ko pa ngang sabihin na may special spot sa puso ko ang mga handicapped at special people.

 Nang makaba siya, sabi ng babaeng katabi ko na bumaba rin sa Eastwood na gaya ko, “Sino ba ang kaaway non?” Hay, bothered ang katabi kong girl. Sabi ko “Hindi ko nga pinapansin, e. Baka may topak. Pag pinatulan, mas may sayad ang papatol!”

 Anak ng…bakit kaya siya nagalit sa ‘kin, e wala naman akong ginawa at sinabi sa kaniya?!

W-E-I-R-D!!!

INDAY, La SeÑorita Part 2

Number 7

What is in the 7?
Y is it God’s perfect  number?
When in fact, 7 is an odd number?
Just think.
In the bible, you must forgive 70×7.
Even the word FORGIVE has 7 letters.
The rainbow has 7 colors and the word RAINBOW has 7 letters.
Even the word PROMISE. Maybe God designed it.
For even the word MYSTERY has 7 letters..
And now use OLAY Total Effects 2 fight the 7 signs of skin aging!
-Inday, nag-a-apply na endorser ng Olay

Kokey
“Junior, why do you keep watching the show with the hydrocephalic burn victim? Oh that poor kid…”
– Si Inday, nadatnan si Junior na nanonood ng KOKEY.

FHM
“Fools! I was never raised by my mom to be a coquette! I am nurtured with such dignity, respect and morality! Even poverty can’t make me do such scandalous act! Sexy is from within…I don’t rely on aesthetic products and skimpy, scantily clad outfits. So pathetic!”
– Inday nang alukin mag-pose sa FHM. Taray!

Bumper or Car Race?
Mrs : Inday, di ba matalino ka? Ano ang tawag sa unahan ng kotse?
Inday : The bumper. It’s the front part of the car.
Mrs : Sira! Karera tawag dun! Car race! Hahahaha! Naisahan din kita!
Inday : Pathetic !!!!

Belo
Mrs1 : Inday, ano bang ginagamit mo, bakit ka flawless?
Mrs2 : Alam ko na, siguro whitening lotion?
Inday : No.
Mrs1 : Whitening soap!
Inday : No.
Mrs1 and 2 : Eh, ano?
Inday : Only Belo touches my skin. Who touches yours?

Inday, La SeÑorita

Naaaliw talaga ako kay Inday lately. I wanna thank Neph for sending me SMS updates about Inday’s megascapades. I compiled them for everyone’s enjoyment.

Advance Payment
“Norture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn’t cost anything to do so.
But mean what you say, and say what you mean. Do it everyday.
This is one of the most obvious qualities of the most beloved people.
If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with words.”
– sagot ni Inday sa amo niya matapos hindi pautangin at pagmumurahin pa.
Fishes (?)
Amo : Inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda.Uo nga pala, Inglesera ka na ngayon. Would you please purchase many fishes for our food this week?
Inday : Judging from your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term “fishes”, although rarely used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kind of afformentioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing question before I traverse the road to the market would be : What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day’s catch?
(pauses)
Aaahhh….by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget of this household’s quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then that I will source the staple ga-lewng-gowng, am I correct?
Amo : Leche!
Inday : You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then, ba-ngooz, is it?
(Hanep, hindi lang nosebleed, internal hemorrage pa!)
Blogster
“Love – a wildly misunderstood
although highly desirable malfunction of the heart that weakens the brain,
 causes the eyes to sparkle,
cheeks to glow,
blood pressure to rise
and lips to pucker.”
– Inday habang gumagawa ng blog sa friendster.

Mega Sosyal Day-off
“I have been to the Fort. Visited a friend of mine in her condo at Serendra. Anyway, I bought some desserts from Xocolat for all of you. “
(Explain ni Inday kung saan siya nag-day off while wearing her new dress from Zara.)

Steamy Love Session over the Phone
“I was just reminiscing  about last night; it was so perfect.
The subtle breeze made me shiver from time to time.
You’re so passionate and intense. When you start to speak , I am  simply bawled over by your eloquence.
I am so glad we were able to talk outside.”
(Inday habang kausap si Dudong sa phone.)

The Story of Success and Oven
“Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I’ll show you somebody who has never achieved much.”
(Sagot ni Inday nung sumabog ang microwave oven na gamit niya.)

Angel Locsin
“Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons, but because they just know that things will get worse if they will stay.
Leaving can be a tough act and it’s harder when people can hardly understand you for doing so.”
– comment ni Inday sa pag-alis ni Angel Locsin sa GMA-7.

Inday’s Fave Song

Many are saying that the song “The Greatest Love Of All” is wrong because of the line “learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all” and that is being selfish, but on the contrary, how can you give love if you don’t have love in you? Can you give what you don’t have? So, for  short, we have to be equipped to give and it all begins in us. Love and helping.     

-galing kay Inday. Nakainom ng 2 boteng Generoso kagabi. Fave song niya yun, hanggang ngayon wala pa rin sa katinuan.

Gimik

Hey, are you doing anything tonight? Can you join me for a few drinks? Don’t worry, my treat…Sky is the limit…Just want somebody to talk to. He left me na kc for that bitch. We can meet up at Capones and then afterwards we’d go to Embassy.

– Inday, sawi sa pag-ibig. INiwan kasi ni Dodong