Inday, La SeÑorita

Naaaliw talaga ako kay Inday lately. I wanna thank Neph for sending me SMS updates about Inday’s megascapades. I compiled them for everyone’s enjoyment.

Advance Payment
“Norture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn’t cost anything to do so.
But mean what you say, and say what you mean. Do it everyday.
This is one of the most obvious qualities of the most beloved people.
If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with words.”
– sagot ni Inday sa amo niya matapos hindi pautangin at pagmumurahin pa.
Fishes (?)
Amo : Inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda.Uo nga pala, Inglesera ka na ngayon. Would you please purchase many fishes for our food this week?
Inday : Judging from your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term “fishes”, although rarely used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kind of afformentioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing question before I traverse the road to the market would be : What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day’s catch?
(pauses)
Aaahhh….by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget of this household’s quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then that I will source the staple ga-lewng-gowng, am I correct?
Amo : Leche!
Inday : You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then, ba-ngooz, is it?
(Hanep, hindi lang nosebleed, internal hemorrage pa!)
Blogster
“Love – a wildly misunderstood
although highly desirable malfunction of the heart that weakens the brain,
 causes the eyes to sparkle,
cheeks to glow,
blood pressure to rise
and lips to pucker.”
– Inday habang gumagawa ng blog sa friendster.

Mega Sosyal Day-off
“I have been to the Fort. Visited a friend of mine in her condo at Serendra. Anyway, I bought some desserts from Xocolat for all of you. “
(Explain ni Inday kung saan siya nag-day off while wearing her new dress from Zara.)

Steamy Love Session over the Phone
“I was just reminiscing  about last night; it was so perfect.
The subtle breeze made me shiver from time to time.
You’re so passionate and intense. When you start to speak , I am  simply bawled over by your eloquence.
I am so glad we were able to talk outside.”
(Inday habang kausap si Dudong sa phone.)

The Story of Success and Oven
“Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I’ll show you somebody who has never achieved much.”
(Sagot ni Inday nung sumabog ang microwave oven na gamit niya.)

Angel Locsin
“Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons, but because they just know that things will get worse if they will stay.
Leaving can be a tough act and it’s harder when people can hardly understand you for doing so.”
– comment ni Inday sa pag-alis ni Angel Locsin sa GMA-7.

Inday’s Fave Song

Many are saying that the song “The Greatest Love Of All” is wrong because of the line “learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all” and that is being selfish, but on the contrary, how can you give love if you don’t have love in you? Can you give what you don’t have? So, for  short, we have to be equipped to give and it all begins in us. Love and helping.     

-galing kay Inday. Nakainom ng 2 boteng Generoso kagabi. Fave song niya yun, hanggang ngayon wala pa rin sa katinuan.

Gimik

Hey, are you doing anything tonight? Can you join me for a few drinks? Don’t worry, my treat…Sky is the limit…Just want somebody to talk to. He left me na kc for that bitch. We can meet up at Capones and then afterwards we’d go to Embassy.

– Inday, sawi sa pag-ibig. INiwan kasi ni Dodong

5 thoughts on “Inday, La SeÑorita

  1. Shane says:

    funny…uwi kami ni JM and Ken sa December, make yourself available the whole month….tour/gimik slave ka namin!

  2. aiMz says:

    hahaha yeah, i received this same “inday banat(s)” via email. kaloka.

  3. Inday says:

    hello, lagay ko ito sa blog ko ha.🙂 thanks!

  4. janisluvj says:

    Hello Inday…

    ok lang kung lagay mo sa blog mo..

    i-a-update ko pa yan dahil may supply na namang text c Neph

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